yujia feels that she should go more wise
so yujia will start by blogging about something wise.

hmm
I AM WISE!
hmm
thats wise

i think?!

yujia is PISSED

sometimes i really wonder why there are selfish people on earth

one great example would be my BRO

anyways a classic example of SELFISHNESS

this scene is set in the NTUC near Tanjong Pagar MRT station
yujia:( takes a box of ice cream from the freezer)

brother: you cant take this

yujia: why leh? i like leh

brother: (snatches the ice cream away from yujia and dumps it somewhere ) i cant eat cos i got teeth pain

yujia: so? i can eat what. then i take this then you take something you like lah. you cant eat
(taking another box of icecream from the freezer)

brother: (snatches the ice cream away from yujia and dumps it somewhere AGAIN and giving that freaking disgusting look again) i cant eat means you cant eat

(and GIVES ME THE YOU ARE DAMN STUPID AND WRONG AND I AM SOOO MUCH MORE SUPERIOR look. DAMN HIM)



i so LOVE kids, except irritating and selfish freaks like my brother
and i dont wonder why. seriously
OH MOANNNNs~

and to my freaking brother:
please stop screaming at those athletes and saying they are lousy
NO MATTER HOW LOUSY THEY ARE THEY ARE GODS COMPARED TO YOU YOU FREAKO

freak you
and stop using that fulgy english of yours inapproporiately and crush your stupid ego
i am like older than you and know more than you
so stop pushing that k2 book in front of me and say i bet you dont know this and giving that superior look
what a freak

do this to the outside peeps and see how they treat you
OUTCAST? BEAT YOU UP?
com'on lah
your attitude sucks
how can you actually make friends? OH WHOA

and the most freaking disgusting thing about you is that you are so ego
and you are freaking timid
timid N ego
freak you.



whatever,
i have never beeen so pissed with anyone before
so you better reflect on yourself and think of how bad you are to make me so pissed off.
and
lastly,
you suck.

i am blogging again FINALLY

well after i received popular feedback from the ppl reading my blog
i decided to BLOG AGAIN
[applause here]

yupps
so hmm
days were borings these days
just mug and sleep and watch show and blah blah blah
the normal routine
so basically i felt that there was nothing to blog about
nothing funny
nothing amusing
= nothing worth blogging
then why blog?

hmm, then i realised blogs can be actually RANDOM and just talk crap
so TADA here i am blogging again

lala, end of grandmother story
hmm,
mental note: things to blog about
1. BMTC and the cute RATIONS guy
2. me growing a brain
3. blogs basically

okai, first on the list is BMTC and the RATIONS guy
actually BMTC is not as fun as i expected
hmm, basically we just walked around and looked at how army life is like
the bunks are good, clean and yar
just beside the fact that in real life the bunks would be really SMELLLYYY
with all the sweat and only powder baths



we saw the bunks, the obstacle course
the rations and camo was the best
the guy explaining the RATIONS was uber cute
he sounded like those promoters with the loud hailer outside supermarkets
keep promoting army food
and yar he is really cute

Hmm, the agnes trick!

ALL THE BELOW MENTIONED ARE MERELY FICTION STORIES MADE FOR DRAMATIC EFFECT

ANY SIMILIARITIES ARE TRULY CONICIDENTIAL

i totally detest the obstacle course guy lah
he keep talking about how they are gonna train the new army recruits to cross this HUGE obstacles and some people fear heights and some people fear balance and blah blah blah
come on lah
no need so arrogant right
if your guys cant complete this obs course
then IT IS YOUR FAULT
cos you didnt do your job well!

and please stop sommenting that you'll need however however much muscles and strength to come for BMTC
please ,
if all the guys are so fit, why would they even need you?!
you'll lose your freaking job
and do i look like i freaking care
and the worse thing is
oh gosh
i cant bring myself to say it
ohhhhhh mmmmyyyy goooooossssshh


long dramatic silence as yujia prepares for her emotional explanation







basically he was just commenting, note the word commenting,
on how the previous Dunmanian (best at chin ups) could only do 10 chin-upswhen the normal JC guys could do 20-30
(obviously FAKE, if a NORMAL jc student could do that, why need you?
whats worse is that the BMTC trainees in camp obviously cant even do one chinup
so why so proud of something your TRAINEES cant do and you can?
as a TRAINER you shld see pride in getting your TRAINEES to perform better than you,
w(here)th does your inidividual achievement stand in your integrity compared to your TRAINESS achievement?!
but thats out of the point sorry
no, that actually is a point
but just another point
hmm, yarrr)

so he carried on wondering if the best in this batch could do better
oh wow
and i dunno whats his name did 15 \under his tremendous pressure/
which i think personally is a good result
and HE GAVE THAT dead fish FACE
WHATEVER MAN ....


come on lah
your muscles are not even toned
my father has better looking muscles than you do!
and who cares if you can do 1000 chinups (not that you can!)
if your muscles dont look good
all the chinups you need to do is just the right amount to attract those pretty babe
no pretty babe in the right mind would stand and look at you do 1000 chinups (if its even possible)
UNDER THE HOT SUN and blah blah blah
she would probably have walked off while you are indulging in self affirmation
whatever


hmm looking solely at the length of this blog post
and the proportions
i think you can guess the impacts on me on both the 2 guys
so hmm
can i say i love the school more than i love shuai guys

hmm I THINK SO

okaies
i am uber tired now
so i shld continue the next 2 points tmr or whenever i feel like it

OKIES.
footnote to agnes, jolai, grace
I BLOGGED